Virtual Waiting Room

Here I am in the virtual waiting room. I come here every year waiting to purchase Red Sox tickets on the first day tickets go on sale. I wait. I watch the seconds count down hoping the next time the screen refreshes I'll make it out of the waiting room. This is what purgatory must feel like. Waiting. Hoping that some ominous being will see you fit and worthy to enter the promiseland.

I wonder if there really is any ticket sale activity going on. This could be some webmaster's cruel joke...keeping us all waiting. He or she is probably laughing hysterically at the thought of red sox nation wasting a beautiful day waiting here. No no...I must keep my thoughts pure so that I will be the next one chosen.